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Wait, let's back up a bit, shall we? I (wispykitty) recently went to visit my parents and Olli Kahn was so gracious as to accompany me (he just wanted to get away from the gay). My parents put me in the dank, dark basement, in which there are SPIDERS. But no fear. Olli Kahn to the rescue!

***WARNING: This pic spam contains the following: a big scary spider, lots of crack, and gratuitous pictures of me! Enter at your own risk...***
( It was late Friday night, and there was a scrabbling to be heard on the wall by my bed... )

DJ Asa: Gerald Asamoah - fun loving, party starter, likes to spin records in his spare time. Only gets angry when you mess with his music.


Keffie: Kevin Kuranyi - sweet, loving, loyal, very generous. Keffie will do anything for a friend, no matter the effort.


Lukas/Poldi: Lukas "Prince Poldi" Podolski - happy, energetic, exciteable, dorky, loveable. Everyone loves Lukas, because Lukas loves everyone.


Basti/Schweini: Bastian Schweinsteiger - devious, prankster, competitive, horny. Confides all his secrets to the Head of Justin T. (explanatory picfic to come eventually)


Olli: Oliver "Daddy" Kahn - old(er), grumpy, grizzled, cranky, crotchety, etc... Can usually be found yelling about something. Does have his moments of happiness and (something resembling) affection.